Absolute Cuts With Mark Nelson & Ryan Cullen
A weekly movie podcast hosted by stand up comedians Ryan Cullen and Mark Nelson. Join them as they pick apart their film of the week. They might discuss movies, they might not, it’ll be a laugh anyway. Argumentative, unqualified and very very funny. Cullen and Nelson are Absolute Cuts.
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17 hours ago
17 hours ago
"You know what, Anderson? You're starting to get so far up my nose, I'm beginning to feel your boots on my chin!"
Episode 86 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1989 cornholing, shitkicking, good ole boying classic Mississippi Burning. Ryan and Mark talk about Judas, Willem Dafoe's cock and Cullen reveals the most mental thing he almost did.
Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.
Email : absolutecutspodcast@hotmail.com
You can follow the podcast on social media here -
Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts
Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod
Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.
The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b
You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -
Mark Links
LIQUID GOLD Tour 2025/26 Tickets https://linktr.ee/marknelsoncomic
BBC SPECIAL https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0026gr4/mark-nelson-live-from-dumfries
Twitter : @marknelsoncomic
Instagram : @marknelsoncomic
Facebook : MarkNelsonComic
Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube
LINKTREE : marknelsoncomic | Instagram, Facebook | Linktree
Ryan Links
NEW SPECIAL https://youtu.be/_EIdRCFlCqk?si=jyznUrONsrcgfztP
Twitter : @RyanCullen90
Instagram : @ryancullen90
Tik Tok : @ryancullencomedy
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Wednesday Apr 16, 2025
Wednesday Apr 16, 2025
"Guns don't kill people. People kill people"
Episode 85 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2000 xray showing, DMXing, Aaliyahing pile of shit Romeo Must Die. Ryan and Mark talk about crows, offensive Irish jokes and Nelson gets Cullen with the best one for a while.
Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.
Email : absolutecutspodcast@hotmail.com
You can follow the podcast on social media here -
Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts
Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod
Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.
The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b
You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -
Mark Links
LIQUID GOLD Tour 2025/26 Tickets https://linktr.ee/marknelsoncomic
BBC SPECIAL https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0026gr4/mark-nelson-live-from-dumfries
Twitter : @marknelsoncomic
Instagram : @marknelsoncomic
Facebook : MarkNelsonComic
Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube
LINKTREE : marknelsoncomic | Instagram, Facebook | Linktree
Ryan Links
NEW SPECIAL https://youtu.be/_EIdRCFlCqk?si=jyznUrONsrcgfztP
Twitter : @RyanCullen90
Instagram : @ryancullen90
Tik Tok : @ryancullencomedy
Tour Tickets : https://linktr.ee/ryancullen90
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Tuesday Apr 08, 2025
Tuesday Apr 08, 2025
"You've got red on you"
Episode 84 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2004 flesh eating, Mother shooting, Don't Stop Me Now-ing classic Shaun Of The Dead. Ryan and Mark talk about pig farms, comfortable shoes and the best weapon to kill a zombie.
Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.
Email : absolutecutspodcast@hotmail.com
You can follow the podcast on social media here -
Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts
Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod
Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.
The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b
You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -
Mark Links
LIQUID GOLD Tour 2025/26 Tickets https://linktr.ee/marknelsoncomic
BBC SPECIAL https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0026gr4/mark-nelson-live-from-dumfries
Twitter : @marknelsoncomic
Instagram : @marknelsoncomic
Facebook : MarkNelsonComic
Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube
LINKTREE : marknelsoncomic | Instagram, Facebook | Linktree
Ryan Links
NEW SPECIAL https://youtu.be/_EIdRCFlCqk?si=jyznUrONsrcgfztP
Twitter : @RyanCullen90
Instagram : @ryancullen90
Tik Tok : @ryancullencomedy
Tour Tickets : https://linktr.ee/ryancullen90
Bookings : ryancullen90 | Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok | Linktree
Thursday Apr 03, 2025
Thursday Apr 03, 2025
“Allow myself to introduce... myself.”
Episode 83 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1997 shagadelicking, big bag of ssshhing, yeah babying classic Austin Powers. Ryan and Mark talk about aspirin, Val Kilmer and disagree over how hot Elizabeth Hurley is.
Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.
Email : absolutecutspodcast@hotmail.com
You can follow the podcast on social media here -
Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts
Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod
Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.
The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b
You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -
Mark Links
LIQUID GOLD Tour 2025/26 Tickets https://linktr.ee/marknelsoncomic
BBC SPECIAL https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0026gr4/mark-nelson-live-from-dumfries
Twitter : @marknelsoncomic
Instagram : @marknelsoncomic
Facebook : MarkNelsonComic
Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube
LINKTREE : marknelsoncomic | Instagram, Facebook | Linktree
Ryan Links
NEW SPECIAL https://youtu.be/_EIdRCFlCqk?si=jyznUrONsrcgfztP
Twitter : @RyanCullen90
Instagram : @ryancullen90
Tik Tok : @ryancullencomedy
Tour Tickets : https://linktr.ee/ryancullen90
Bookings : ryancullen90 | Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok | Linktree
Thursday Mar 27, 2025
Thursday Mar 27, 2025
“You gotta always protect the McNuggets”
Episode 82 of Absolute Cuts sees host Ryan Cullen and special guest host Daniel Sloss discuss the 2005 drunk driving, sadistic wardening, convict touchdowning classic The Longest Yard. Ryan and Daniel talk about WhatsApp group nicknames, Karl Urban & fight about their movie tastes.
Normal service resumes next week when Nelson is back from the Alps.
Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.
Email : absolutecutspodcast@hotmail.com
You can follow the podcast on social media here -
Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts
Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod
Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.
The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b
You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -
Mark Links
LIQUID GOLD Tour 2025/26 Tickets https://linktr.ee/marknelsoncomic
BBC SPECIAL https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0026gr4/mark-nelson-live-from-dumfries
Twitter : @marknelsoncomic
Instagram : @marknelsoncomic
Facebook : MarkNelsonComic
Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube
LINKTREE : marknelsoncomic | Instagram, Facebook | Linktree
Ryan Links
NEW SPECIAL https://youtu.be/_EIdRCFlCqk?si=jyznUrONsrcgfztP
Twitter : @RyanCullen90
Instagram : @ryancullen90
Tik Tok : @ryancullencomedy
Tour Tickets : https://linktr.ee/ryancullen90
Bookings : ryancullen90 | Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok | Linktree
Thursday Mar 20, 2025
Thursday Mar 20, 2025
"And remember, it's "Ma'am" as in "ham", not "Ma'am" as in "farm"."
Episode 81 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2006 stag hunting, curtseying, People's Princess murdering classic The Queen. Mark & Ryan talk about St Paddy's Day, Nelson's first lads holiday and find out the dogs were the real stars of this film.
Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.
Email : absolutecutspodcast@hotmail.com
You can follow the podcast on social media here -
Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts
Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod
Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.
The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b
You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -
Mark Links
LIQUID GOLD Tour 2025/26 Tickets https://linktr.ee/marknelsoncomic
BBC SPECIAL https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0026gr4/mark-nelson-live-from-dumfries
Twitter : @marknelsoncomic
Instagram : @marknelsoncomic
Facebook : MarkNelsonComic
Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube
LINKTREE : marknelsoncomic | Instagram, Facebook | Linktree
Ryan Links
NEW SPECIAL https://youtu.be/_EIdRCFlCqk?si=jyznUrONsrcgfztP
Twitter : @RyanCullen90
Instagram : @ryancullen90
Tik Tok : @ryancullencomedy
Tour Tickets : https://linktr.ee/ryancullen90
Bookings : ryancullen90 | Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok | Linktree
Friday Mar 07, 2025
Friday Mar 07, 2025
"Now were you rushing or were you dragging?"
Episode 80 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2014 chair hurling, finger bleeding, Caravaning classic Whiplash. Mark & Ryan talk about breakfast in a bag, the Glastonbury line up and what is more important, greatness or happiness?
Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.
Email : absolutecutspodcast@hotmail.com
You can follow the podcast on social media here -
Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts
Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod
Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.
The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b
You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -
Mark Links
LIQUID GOLD Tour 2025/26 Tickets https://linktr.ee/marknelsoncomic
BBC SPECIAL https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0026gr4/mark-nelson-live-from-dumfries
Twitter : @marknelsoncomic
Instagram : @marknelsoncomic
Facebook : MarkNelsonComic
Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube
LINKTREE : marknelsoncomic | Instagram, Facebook | Linktree
Ryan Links
NEW SPECIAL https://youtu.be/_EIdRCFlCqk?si=jyznUrONsrcgfztP
Twitter : @RyanCullen90
Instagram : @ryancullen90
Tik Tok : @ryancullencomedy
Tour Tickets : https://linktr.ee/ryancullen90
Bookings : ryancullen90 | Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok | Linktree
Thursday Feb 27, 2025
Thursday Feb 27, 2025
"Nice beaver"
Episode 79 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1988 Queen first pitching, dual safe sexing, OJ Simpsoning classic The Naked Gun. Mark & Ryan talk about modern audiences, getting out of jury duty, and why this film deserved an Oscar.
Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.
Email : absolutecutspodcast@hotmail.com
You can follow the podcast on social media here -
Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts
Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod
Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.
The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b
You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -
Mark Links
LIQUID GOLD Tour 2025/26 Tickets https://linktr.ee/marknelsoncomic
BBC SPECIAL https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0026gr4/mark-nelson-live-from-dumfries
Twitter : @marknelsoncomic
Instagram : @marknelsoncomic
Facebook : MarkNelsonComic
Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube
LINKTREE : marknelsoncomic | Instagram, Facebook | Linktree
Ryan Links
NEW SPECIAL https://youtu.be/_EIdRCFlCqk?si=jyznUrONsrcgfztP
Twitter : @RyanCullen90
Instagram : @ryancullen90
Tik Tok : @ryancullencomedy
Tour Tickets : https://linktr.ee/ryancullen90
Bookings : ryancullen90 | Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok | Linktree
Friday Feb 21, 2025
Friday Feb 21, 2025
"I suppose a ride is out of the question?"
Episode 78 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1993 Spanish sailoring, pints with the ladsing, drinking while pregnanting classic The Snapper. Mark & Ryan discuss eating chicken in bed, Popes and whether this is the most Irish film ever made.
Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.
Email : absolutecutspodcast@hotmail.com
You can follow the podcast on social media here -
Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts
Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod
Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.
The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b
You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -
Mark Links
LIQUID GOLD Tour 2025/26 Tickets https://linktr.ee/marknelsoncomic
BBC SPECIAL https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0026gr4/mark-nelson-live-from-dumfries
Twitter : @marknelsoncomic
Instagram : @marknelsoncomic
Facebook : MarkNelsonComic
Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube
LINKTREE : marknelsoncomic | Instagram, Facebook | Linktree
Ryan Links
NEW SPECIAL https://youtu.be/_EIdRCFlCqk?si=jyznUrONsrcgfztP
Twitter : @RyanCullen90
Instagram : @ryancullen90
Tik Tok : @ryancullencomedy
Tour Tickets : https://linktr.ee/ryancullen90
Bookings : ryancullen90 | Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok | Linktree
Friday Feb 14, 2025
Friday Feb 14, 2025
"This is an occasion for genuinely tiny knickers."
Episode 77 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2001 chain smoking, Chardonnay drinking, massive pant wearing horror show Bridget Jones's Diary. Mark & Ryan discuss Amsterdam, Ozempic and why there only seemed to be about 12 English actors through the whole of the 90s/2000s.
Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.
Email : absolutecutspodcast@hotmail.com
You can follow the podcast on social media here -
Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts
Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod
Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.
The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b
You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -
Mark Links
LIQUID GOLD Tour 2025/26 Tickets https://linktr.ee/marknelsoncomic
BBC SPECIAL https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0026gr4/mark-nelson-live-from-dumfries
Twitter : @marknelsoncomic
Instagram : @marknelsoncomic
Facebook : MarkNelsonComic
Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube
LINKTREE : marknelsoncomic | Instagram, Facebook | Linktree
Ryan Links
NEW SPECIAL https://youtu.be/_EIdRCFlCqk?si=jyznUrONsrcgfztP
Twitter : @RyanCullen90
Instagram : @ryancullen90
Tik Tok : @ryancullencomedy
Tour Tickets : https://linktr.ee/ryancullen90
Bookings : ryancullen90 | Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok | Linktree