Absolute Cuts With Mark Nelson & Ryan Cullen
A weekly movie podcast hosted by stand up comedians Ryan Cullen and Mark Nelson. Join them as they pick apart their film of the week. They might discuss movies, they might not, it’ll be a laugh anyway. Argumentative, unqualified and very very funny. Cullen and Nelson are Absolute Cuts.
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Episodes
Wednesday Oct 18, 2023
Wednesday Oct 18, 2023
"It's all for you"
Episode 19 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1976 demonic child horror classic, The Omen, in the first of the Halloween Specials.
Mark and Ryan talk about first class flying, looking at your arse in the mirror and Cullen's weird dream.
Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.
Email : absolutecutspodcast@gmail.com
You can follow the podcast on social media here -
Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts
Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod
Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.
The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b
You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -
Mark Links
Twitter : @marknelsoncomic
Instagram : @marknelsoncomic
Facebook : MarkNelsonComic
Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube
DEBUT TOUR TICKETS : marknelsoncomic | Twitter, Instagram, Facebook | Linktree
Ryan Links
Twitter : @RyanCullen90
Instagram : @ryancullen90
Tik Tok : @ryancullencomedy
Bookings : ryancullen90 | Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok | Linktree
Wednesday Oct 11, 2023
Wednesday Oct 11, 2023
"I can't believe I married a leprechaun"
Episode 18 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2007 mentally manipulative rom com PS I Love You.
Mark and Ryan talk about Belgium, the worst lap dances and how racist this film is towards the Irish.
Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.
Email : absolutecutspodcast@gmail.com
You can follow the podcast on social media here -
Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts
Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod
Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.
The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b
You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -
Mark Links
Twitter : @marknelsoncomic
Instagram : @marknelsoncomic
Facebook : MarkNelsonComic
Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube
DEBUT TOUR TICKETS : marknelsoncomic | Twitter, Instagram, Facebook | Linktree
Ryan Links
Twitter : @RyanCullen90
Instagram : @ryancullen90
Tik Tok : @ryancullencomedy
Bookings : ryancullen90 | Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok | Linktree
Wednesday Oct 04, 2023
Wednesday Oct 04, 2023
"Can't have a bunch of old pregnant bitches running around. That's crazy"
Episode 17 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2007 accidental pregnancy comedy Knocked Up.
Mark and Ryan talk about biscuits, condoms and Cullen's wild Catholic Church theory.
Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.
Email : absolutecutspodcast@gmail.com
You can follow the podcast on social media here -
Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts
Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod
Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.
The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b
You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -
Mark Links
Twitter : @marknelsoncomic
Instagram : @marknelsoncomic
Facebook : MarkNelsonComic
Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube
DEBUT TOUR TICKETS : marknelsoncomic | Twitter, Instagram, Facebook | Linktree
Ryan Links
Twitter : @RyanCullen90
Instagram : @ryancullen90
Tik Tok : @ryancullencomedy
Bookings : ryancullen90 | Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok | Linktree
Thursday Sep 28, 2023
Thursday Sep 28, 2023
"ヒロキさん、本当にかっこいいですね"
Episode 15 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2000 classroom beat em up film Battle Royale.
Mark and Ryan talk about massive balls, the good old days of Limewire and which one of them would be killed first.
Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.
Email : absolutecutspodcast@gmail.com
You can follow the podcast on social media here -
Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts
Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod
Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.
The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b
You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -
Mark Links
Twitter : @marknelsoncomic
Instagram : @marknelsoncomic
Facebook : MarkNelsonComic
Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube
DEBUT TOUR TICKETS : marknelsoncomic | Twitter, Instagram, Facebook | Linktree
Ryan Links
Twitter : @RyanCullen90
Instagram : @ryancullen90
Tik Tok : @ryancullencomedy
Bookings : ryancullen90 | Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok | Linktree
Wednesday Sep 20, 2023
Wednesday Sep 20, 2023
"I'm drunk right now"
Episode 15 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2012 piss head redemption film Flight.
Mark and Ryan talk about Eugene attending a Jazz festival, drunken escapades and Cullen's hatred of various actors.
Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.
Email : absolutecutspodcast@gmail.com
You can follow the podcast on social media here -
Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts
Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod
Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.
The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b
You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -
Mark Links
Twitter : @marknelsoncomic
Instagram : @marknelsoncomic
Facebook : MarkNelsonComic
Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube
DEBUT TOUR TICKETS : marknelsoncomic | Twitter, Instagram, Facebook | Linktree
Ryan Links
Twitter : @RyanCullen90
Instagram : @ryancullen90
Tik Tok : @ryancullencomedy
Bookings : ryancullen90 | Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok | Linktree
Wednesday Sep 13, 2023
Wednesday Sep 13, 2023
"Carter, you dick"
Episode 14 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2000 inventive teen death, supernatural film Final Destination.
Mark and Ryan talk about drinking sausage juice, Ashton Kutcher and Jihadis v WWE wrestlers.
Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.
Email : absolutecutspodcast@gmail.com
You can follow the podcast on social media here -
Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts
Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod
Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.
The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b
You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -
Mark Links
Twitter : @marknelsoncomic
Instagram : @marknelsoncomic
Facebook : MarkNelsonComic
Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube
DEBUT TOUR TICKETS : marknelsoncomic | Twitter, Instagram, Facebook | Linktree
Ryan Links
Twitter : @RyanCullen90
Instagram : @ryancullen90
Tik Tok : @ryancullencomedy
Bookings : ryancullen90 | Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok | Linktree
Wednesday Sep 06, 2023
Wednesday Sep 06, 2023
"Can everyone please stop getting shot?"
Episode 13 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1998 cockney gangster classic Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels.
Mark and Ryan talk about Vinnie Jones, cockney rhyming slang and what their criminal nicknames would be.
Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.
Email : absolutecutspodcast@gmail.com
You can follow the podcast on social media here -
Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts
Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod
Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.
The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b
You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -
Mark Links
Twitter : @marknelsoncomic
Instagram : @marknelsoncomic
Facebook : MarkNelsonComic
Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube
DEBUT TOUR TICKETS : marknelsoncomic | Twitter, Instagram, Facebook | Linktree
Ryan Links
Twitter : @RyanCullen90
Instagram : @ryancullen90
Tik Tok : @ryancullencomedy
Bookings : ryancullen90 | Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok | Linktree
Thursday Aug 31, 2023
Thursday Aug 31, 2023
"Bag of sand?"
Episode 12 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2005 deflowering comedy The 40 Year Old Virgin.
Mark and Ryan talk about Cullen being called ugly, how they lost their virginities and whether Nikola Tesla was a shagger.
Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.
Email : absolutecutspodcast@gmail.com
You can follow the podcast on social media here -
Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts
Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod
Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.
The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b
You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -
Mark Links
Twitter : @marknelsoncomic
Instagram : @marknelsoncomic
Facebook : MarkNelsonComic
Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube
Tour shows and Fringe tickets : marknelsoncomic | Twitter, Instagram, Facebook | Linktree
Ryan Links
Twitter : @RyanCullen90
Instagram : @ryancullen90
Tik Tok : @ryancullencomedy
Bookings : ryancullen90 | Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok | Linktree
Wednesday Aug 23, 2023
Wednesday Aug 23, 2023
"Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves"
Episode 11 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1970 World War 2 heist movie, Kelly's Heroes.
Mark and Ryan talk about Ryan's trip to Dubai, the futility of War and whether Saddam Hussein has ever had a night out in Dublin.
Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.
Email : absolutecutspodcast@gmail.com
You can follow the podcast on social media here -
Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts
Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod
Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.
The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b
You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -
Mark Links
Twitter : @marknelsoncomic
Instagram : @marknelsoncomic
Facebook : MarkNelsonComic
Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube
Tour shows and Fringe tickets : marknelsoncomic | Twitter, Instagram, Facebook | Linktree
Ryan Links
Twitter : @RyanCullen90
Instagram : @ryancullen90
Tik Tok : @ryancullencomedy
Bookings : ryancullen90 | Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok | Linktree
Thursday Aug 17, 2023
Thursday Aug 17, 2023
"Happy New Year, Sarge"
Episode 10 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2005 siege remake, Assault On Precinct 13.
Mark and Ryan talk about SWAT tactics, basic therapy and horny cops.
Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.
Email : absolutecutspodcast@gmail.com
You can follow the podcast on social media here -
Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts
Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod
Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.
The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b
You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -
Mark Links
Twitter : @marknelsoncomic
Instagram : @marknelsoncomic
Facebook : MarkNelsonComic
Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube
Tour shows and Fringe tickets : marknelsoncomic | Twitter, Instagram, Facebook | Linktree
Ryan Links
Twitter : @RyanCullen90
Instagram : @ryancullen90
Tik Tok : @ryancullencomedy
Bookings : ryancullen90 | Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok | Linktree