Absolute Cuts With Mark Nelson & Ryan Cullen
A weekly movie podcast hosted by stand up comedians Ryan Cullen and Mark Nelson. Join them as they pick apart their film of the week. They might discuss movies, they might not, it’ll be a laugh anyway. Argumentative, unqualified and very very funny. Cullen and Nelson are Absolute Cuts.
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Episodes
Thursday Sep 05, 2024
Thursday Sep 05, 2024
"So say it once, say it loud: I'm black and I'm proud"
Episode 56 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the soul singing, Wilson Picketting, Mustang Sallying classic, The Commitments
Mark and Ryan talk about Chris Benoit, band names and why this film perfectly represents Dublin.
Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.
Email : absolutecutspodcast@gmail.com
You can follow the podcast on social media here -
Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts
Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod
Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.
The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b
You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -
Mark Links
EDINBURGH FESTIVAL TICKETS : Mark Nelson: Getting Better Man | Comedy | Edinburgh Festival Fringe (edfringe.com)
Twitter : @marknelsoncomic
Instagram : @marknelsoncomic
Facebook : MarkNelsonComic
Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube
LINKTREE : marknelsoncomic | Instagram, Facebook | Linktree
Ryan Links
EDINBURGH FESTIVAL TICKETS : Ryan Cullen: Cullen in the Name Of! | Comedy | Edinburgh Festival Fringe (edfringe.com)
Twitter : @RyanCullen90
Instagram : @ryancullen90
Tik Tok : @ryancullencomedy
Bookings : ryancullen90 | Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok | Linktree
Wednesday Aug 28, 2024
Wednesday Aug 28, 2024
"What is it with this chick? She have beer flavoured nipples?"
Episode 55 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the Shakespearing, Frankie Valli singing, teacher flashing shitshow 10 Things I Hate About You.
Mark and Ryan talk about the Oasis reunion, the rules of wet-shirt contests and why none of the schoolteachers in this film would ever keep their job.
Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.
Email : absolutecutspodcast@gmail.com
You can follow the podcast on social media here -
Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts
Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod
Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.
The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b
You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -
Mark Links
EDINBURGH FESTIVAL TICKETS : Mark Nelson: Getting Better Man | Comedy | Edinburgh Festival Fringe (edfringe.com)
Twitter : @marknelsoncomic
Instagram : @marknelsoncomic
Facebook : MarkNelsonComic
Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube
LINKTREE : marknelsoncomic | Instagram, Facebook | Linktree
Ryan Links
EDINBURGH FESTIVAL TICKETS : Ryan Cullen: Cullen in the Name Of! | Comedy | Edinburgh Festival Fringe (edfringe.com)
Twitter : @RyanCullen90
Instagram : @ryancullen90
Tik Tok : @ryancullencomedy
Bookings : ryancullen90 | Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok | Linktree
Friday Aug 23, 2024
Friday Aug 23, 2024
"What's wrong Dillon, CIA got you pushing too many pencils"
Episode 54 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the greased muscling, testosterone spunking, Arnie quipping classic Predator.
Mark and Ryan talk about Bond girls, which British celebrity would play the Predator and why this might be the greatest film ever made.
Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.
Email : absolutecutspodcast@gmail.com
You can follow the podcast on social media here -
Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts
Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod
Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.
The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b
You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -
Mark Links
EDINBURGH FESTIVAL TICKETS : Mark Nelson: Getting Better Man | Comedy | Edinburgh Festival Fringe (edfringe.com)
Twitter : @marknelsoncomic
Instagram : @marknelsoncomic
Facebook : MarkNelsonComic
Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube
LINKTREE : marknelsoncomic | Instagram, Facebook | Linktree
Ryan Links
EDINBURGH FESTIVAL TICKETS : Ryan Cullen: Cullen in the Name Of! | Comedy | Edinburgh Festival Fringe (edfringe.com)
Twitter : @RyanCullen90
Instagram : @ryancullen90
Tik Tok : @ryancullencomedy
Bookings : ryancullen90 | Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok | Linktree
Saturday Aug 17, 2024
Saturday Aug 17, 2024
"I see dead people"
Episode 53 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the Donnie Wahlberging , twisty turning, cheese dicking classic The Sixth Sense.
Mark and Ryan talk about the Fringe, invent the game Cum Ball, and discuss what ghosts can actually do.
Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.
Email : absolutecutspodcast@gmail.com
You can follow the podcast on social media here -
Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts
Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod
Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.
The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b
You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -
Mark Links
EDINBURGH FESTIVAL TICKETS : Mark Nelson: Getting Better Man | Comedy | Edinburgh Festival Fringe (edfringe.com)
Twitter : @marknelsoncomic
Instagram : @marknelsoncomic
Facebook : MarkNelsonComic
Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube
LINKTREE : marknelsoncomic | Instagram, Facebook | Linktree
Ryan Links
EDINBURGH FESTIVAL TICKETS : Ryan Cullen: Cullen in the Name Of! | Comedy | Edinburgh Festival Fringe (edfringe.com)
Twitter : @RyanCullen90
Instagram : @ryancullen90
Tik Tok : @ryancullencomedy
Bookings : ryancullen90 | Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok | Linktree
Thursday Aug 01, 2024
Thursday Aug 01, 2024
"My Father saw me play Fulham"
Episode 52 of Absolute Cuts is the second of our Euros specials. This week's episode sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the globe trotting, Geordie stereotyping, Zinedine Zidaneing bin fire, Goal.
Mark and Ryan talk about the Euros, racist Mexicans and why none of this film would every happen.
Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.
Email : absolutecutspodcast@gmail.com
You can follow the podcast on social media here -
Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts
Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod
Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.
The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b
You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -
Mark Links
EDINBURGH FESTIVAL TICKETS : Mark Nelson: Getting Better Man | Comedy | Edinburgh Festival Fringe (edfringe.com)
Twitter : @marknelsoncomic
Instagram : @marknelsoncomic
Facebook : MarkNelsonComic
Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube
LINKTREE : marknelsoncomic | Instagram, Facebook | Linktree
Ryan Links
EDINBURGH FESTIVAL TICKETS : Ryan Cullen: Cullen in the Name Of! | Comedy | Edinburgh Festival Fringe (edfringe.com)
Twitter : @RyanCullen90
Instagram : @ryancullen90
Tik Tok : @ryancullencomedy
Bookings : ryancullen90 | Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok | Linktree
Thursday Jul 04, 2024
Thursday Jul 04, 2024
"This frigging game is ruining my life"
Episode 51 of Absolute Cuts is the first of our Euros specials. This week's episode sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the arm breaking, Victoire chanting, overhead kicking classic Escape To Victory.
Mark and Ryan talk about Glastonbury, Pele talking like Borat and the sheer pointlessness of life.
Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.
Email : absolutecutspodcast@gmail.com
You can follow the podcast on social media here -
Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts
Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod
Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.
The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b
You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -
Mark Links
EDINBURGH FESTIVAL TICKETS : Mark Nelson: Getting Better Man | Comedy | Edinburgh Festival Fringe (edfringe.com)
Twitter : @marknelsoncomic
Instagram : @marknelsoncomic
Facebook : MarkNelsonComic
Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube
LINKTREE : marknelsoncomic | Instagram, Facebook | Linktree
Ryan Links
EDINBURGH FESTIVAL TICKETS : Ryan Cullen: Cullen in the Name Of! | Comedy | Edinburgh Festival Fringe (edfringe.com)
Twitter : @RyanCullen90
Instagram : @ryancullen90
Tik Tok : @ryancullencomedy
Bookings : ryancullen90 | Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok | Linktree
Friday Jun 28, 2024
Friday Jun 28, 2024
"If there's one thing the last week has taught me, it's better to have a gun and not need it than need a gun and not have it."
Episode 50 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the roller coasting, call girling, coming home in a body bagging classic True Romance.
Mark and Ryan talk about the Euros, Cillit Bang and shagging Elvis just before he died.
Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.
Email : absolutecutspodcast@gmail.com
You can follow the podcast on social media here -
Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts
Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod
Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.
The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b
You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -
Mark Links
EDINBURGH FESTIVAL TICKETS : Mark Nelson: Getting Better Man | Comedy | Edinburgh Festival Fringe (edfringe.com)
Twitter : @marknelsoncomic
Instagram : @marknelsoncomic
Facebook : MarkNelsonComic
Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube
LINKTREE : marknelsoncomic | Instagram, Facebook | Linktree
Ryan Links
EDINBURGH FESTIVAL TICKETS : Ryan Cullen: Cullen in the Name Of! | Comedy | Edinburgh Festival Fringe (edfringe.com)
Twitter : @RyanCullen90
Instagram : @ryancullen90
Tik Tok : @ryancullencomedy
Bookings : ryancullen90 | Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok | Linktree
Wednesday Jun 12, 2024
Wednesday Jun 12, 2024
"I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet. But your kids are gonna love it."
Episode 49 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1985 time travelling, flux capaciting, 1.21 gigawatting classic Back To The Future.
Mark and Ryan talk about Cullen's tumour, Nelson's hair and how hot your younger Mum would have to be before you pumped her.
Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.
Email : absolutecutspodcast@gmail.com
You can follow the podcast on social media here -
Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts
Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod
Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.
The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b
You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -
Mark Links
EDINBURGH FESTIVAL TICKETS : Mark Nelson: Getting Better Man | Comedy | Edinburgh Festival Fringe (edfringe.com)
Twitter : @marknelsoncomic
Instagram : @marknelsoncomic
Facebook : MarkNelsonComic
Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube
LINKTREE : marknelsoncomic | Instagram, Facebook | Linktree
Ryan Links
EDINBURGH FESTIVAL TICKETS : Ryan Cullen: Cullen in the Name Of! | Comedy | Edinburgh Festival Fringe (edfringe.com)
Twitter : @RyanCullen90
Instagram : @ryancullen90
Tik Tok : @ryancullencomedy
Bookings : ryancullen90 | Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok | Linktree
Thursday Jun 06, 2024
Thursday Jun 06, 2024
"I like these calm little moments before the storm."
Episode 48 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1994 family slaying, contract killing, inappropriate sleepovering classic Leon The Professional.
Mark and Ryan talk about how easy it would be to kill a pensioner, drinking milk in a car and why this film is just Luc Besson living out his weird fantasy life.
Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.
Email : absolutecutspodcast@gmail.com
You can follow the podcast on social media here -
Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts
Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod
Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.
The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b
You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -
Mark Links
EDINBURGH FESTIVAL TICKETS : Mark Nelson: Getting Better Man | Comedy | Edinburgh Festival Fringe (edfringe.com)
Twitter : @marknelsoncomic
Instagram : @marknelsoncomic
Facebook : MarkNelsonComic
Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube
LINKTREE : marknelsoncomic | Instagram, Facebook | Linktree
Ryan Links
EDINBURGH FESTIVAL TICKETS : Ryan Cullen: Cullen in the Name Of! | Comedy | Edinburgh Festival Fringe (edfringe.com)
Twitter : @RyanCullen90
Instagram : @ryancullen90
Tik Tok : @ryancullencomedy
Bookings : ryancullen90 | Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok | Linktree
Friday May 31, 2024
Friday May 31, 2024
"Lawrence of my labia"
Episode 47 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2010 camel riding, gay weddinging, hot nanny obsessing, desert storm of shit Sex And The City 2.
Mark and Ryan talk about rainy music festivals, selling a house and how this film manages to be simultaneously racist, sexist, classist, homophobic and truly awful.
Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.
Email : absolutecutspodcast@gmail.com
You can follow the podcast on social media here -
Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts
Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod
Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.
The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b
You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -
Mark Links
EDINBURGH FESTIVAL TICKETS : Mark Nelson: Getting Better Man | Comedy | Edinburgh Festival Fringe (edfringe.com)
Twitter : @marknelsoncomic
Instagram : @marknelsoncomic
Facebook : MarkNelsonComic
Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube
LINKTREE : marknelsoncomic | Instagram, Facebook | Linktree
Ryan Links
EDINBURGH FESTIVAL TICKETS : Ryan Cullen: Cullen in the Name Of! | Comedy | Edinburgh Festival Fringe (edfringe.com)
Twitter : @RyanCullen90
Instagram : @ryancullen90
Tik Tok : @ryancullencomedy
Bookings : ryancullen90 | Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok | Linktree
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