Absolute Cuts With Mark Nelson & Ryan Cullen
A weekly movie podcast hosted by stand up comedians Ryan Cullen and Mark Nelson. Join them as they pick apart their film of the week. They might discuss movies, they might not, it’ll be a laugh anyway. Argumentative, unqualified and very very funny. Cullen and Nelson are Absolute Cuts.
Episodes

Wednesday Jun 28, 2023
Wednesday Jun 28, 2023
"Answer the question Claire"
Episode 3 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1985 quintessential teen movie, The Breakfast Club.
Mark and Ryan talk about detention, mobility scooters and mental high school teachers.
Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.
Email : absolutecutspodcast@gmail.com
You can follow the podcast on social media here -
Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts
Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod
Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.
The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b
You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -
Mark Links
Twitter : @marknelsoncomic
Instagram : @marknelsoncomic
Facebook : MarkNelsonComic
Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube
Tour shows and Fringe tickets : marknelsoncomic | Twitter, Instagram, Facebook | Linktree
Ryan Links
Twitter : @RyanCullen90
Instagram : @ryancullen90
Tik Tok : @ryancullencomedy
Bookings : ryancullen90 | Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok | Linktree

Wednesday Jun 21, 2023
Wednesday Jun 21, 2023
"Now that's what I call a close encounter"
Episode 2 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1996 sci-fi action classic Independence Day.
Mark and Ryan talk about anal probes, blackmailing aliens and why Cullen's Dad Eugene owns nunchucks.
Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.
Email : absolutecutspodcast@gmail.com
You can follow the podcast on social media here -
Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts
Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod
Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.
You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -
Mark Links
Twitter : @marknelsoncomic
Instagram : @marknelsoncomic
Facebook : MarkNelsonComic
Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube
Tour shows and Fringe tickets : marknelsoncomic | Twitter, Instagram, Facebook | Linktree
Ryan Links
Twitter : @RyanCullen90
Instagram : @ryancullen90
Tik Tok : @ryancullencomedy
Bookings : ryancullen90 | Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok | Linktree

Wednesday Jun 14, 2023
Wednesday Jun 14, 2023
"Some motherf****** are always trying to ice-skate uphill"
Episode 1 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1998 vampire classic Blade, starring Wesley Snipes.
Mark and Ryan talk about the Irish undead, things which cost more than they should and which classic movie monster they would sleep with.
Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.
Email : absolutecutspodcast@gmail.com
Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts
Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod
Mark Links
Twitter : @marknelsoncomic
Instagram : @marknelsoncomic
Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube
Tour shows and Fringe tickets : marknelsoncomic | Twitter, Instagram, Facebook | Linktree
Ryan Links
Twitter : @RyanCullen90
Instagram : @ryancullen90
Bookings : ryancullen90 | Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok | Linktree